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- Aug. 24, 1992: Grapevine
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- TIME--The Weekly Newsmagazine--1992
- Aug. 24, 1992 George Bush: The Fight of His Life
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- <article>
- <source>Time Magazine</source>
- <hdr>
- GRAPEVINE, Page 9
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- <p>By Sidney Urquhart
- </p>
- <p>WELCOME TO HOUSTON!
- </p>
- <p> As Republicans roll into Houston this week, they will get
- a steamy reception from the city's legion of Topless Dancers.
- Rick's Cabaret is distributing White House-style invitations
- that promise "an evening of politically correct fun and
- excitement." "I'm making more than a brain surgeon right now,"
- boasts one entrepreneurial "lap dancer." Other club owners offer
- fax machines and conference rooms to customers seeking to mix
- politics with pleasure. But Houston authorities are ready to
- pounce in case drug dealing or prostitution occurs. "For anyone
- with an elephant badge who thinks they can violate the law,"
- warns Harris County lawman Terry O'Rourke, "we have jail space
- waiting."
- </p>
- <p>HE DIDN'T GIVE AT THE OFFICE
- </p>
- <p> Defending the CIA officials who were embroiled in the
- Iran-contra affair is an expensive business (the ongoing trial
- of former senior spook Clair George will cost more than $1
- million). Which is why a privately sponsored legal-defense fund
- has been asking CIA employees--past and present--to give
- generously. So far, former directors William Webster, Richard
- Helms, Stansfield Turner, William Colby and James Schlesinger
- have all chipped in. The exception: ex-CIA director George Bush.
- While putting the bite on Bush would be crass, agency loyalists
- may reason that he just might be called upon to help Clair
- George with something money cannot buy: a pardon.
- </p>
- <p>HOW SWEET IT IS
- </p>
- <p> Longtime Bush aide Craig Fuller, who was passed over in
- 1988 for the job of White House chief of staff in favor of John
- Sununu, is now G.O.P. convention manager and controls the
- speaking roster in Houston. Fuller had offered a slot to Sununu
- on Tuesday morning--not exactly prime time. Sununu's response
- was a predictable no. Fine, said Fuller, who declined to make
- a better offer. "It all goes to show," muttered one observer,
- "that what goes around comes around."
- </p>
- <p>IF WE WIN, COUNT ME OUT
- </p>
- <p> Should Bill Clinton win the White House this November,
- being Democratic National Committee chairman surely remains a
- plum job. Not! says former House majority whip Tony Coelho, who
- would be interested in the position only if his party loses.
- With Bush in the White House for a second term, the D.N.C.
- chairman keeps his clout as the party's titular head and chief
- strategist. Under President Clinton, the job becomes ceremonial
- and, well, bor-r-r-ring.
- </p>
- <p>TITLE SEARCH
- </p>
- <p> Is Jesse Jackson fully occupied? How about running the
- N.A.A.C.P.? During a recent trip to his hometown of Greenville,
- South Carolina, Jackson visited with N.A.A.C.P. board chairman
- William Gibson, who seems intrigued by rumors that the shadow
- senator from Washington might be interested. But the Reverend
- also has promises "that a Clinton Administration would push hard
- for a statehood," says a Jackson watcher. "What he really wants
- is to be Senator of New Columbia."
- </p>
- <p>WORD WATCH
- </p>
- <p> Every election brings out its own peculiar jargon. Here's
- a sampling from the 1992 campaign lexicon:
- </p>
- <p> NARROWCASTING: Targeting a particular group or
- constituency. Not Bush and Baker fly-fishing in Wyoming.
- </p>
- <p> SPINLOCK: Total bewilderment at an unexpected development,
- as in how to react when Ross Perot drops out of the race.
- </p>
- <p> DEFINING MOMENT: A phrase few pundits have left unused
- this year.
- </p>
- <p> BLOW-DRIED: Think Clinton. Think Yuppie. Fortysomething.
- Boomer.
- </p>
- <p> SLEAZE: Any subject a candidate does not wish to discuss.
- </p>
- <p> BIMBO ERUPTION: See sleaze.
- </p>
- <p>WANTED: A SUBORBITAL PIED PIPER
- </p>
- <p> Cost overruns and delayed launches are bad enough. Now
- NASA is facing a different plague: a horde of rats has invaded
- the agency's gleaming new headquarters in Washington. The
- brazen little critters have been polishing off uneaten
- sandwiches and terrifying customers using NASA's automated
- teller machine. As usual, the agency's exterminators have
- responded swiftly with yet another acronym: RAS, which stands
- for Rodent Abatement System.
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